Clark's Crazy Adventures

Sunday, November 27, 2010

Our last couple of days have been spent wandering the streets of Hanoi. This town is quite different from the rest of the country. Communism is still in force in Vietnam and it’s most evident in this town. We went to visit Ho Chi Minh today, his embalmed body anyway. Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen….. Had to line up for about an hour, then as you got closer to the mausoleum there was to be no talking, no raising of arms or hands, no sudden movements blah, blah, blah. Ian thought for sure I would be arrested.

Take-away Vietnamese style, baby chickens in a black soup!

We did discover “Beer Hoi” – 20 cents a glass. Ian was ecstatic, however the glasses needed a good wipe before the beer was poured. Our glasses were a tad dirty.

We leave for OZ tomorrow. We fly from Hanoi to Bangkok to Kuala Lumpur to Sydney. It should only take us approx 3 days to get home, which includes the 10 hour stop over we have in Bangkok. This is what happens when you book the cheapest flights possible.

So that’s it for Heidi and Ian ‘carry-on’ Vietnam. Looking forward to drinking out of the tap, having a bathroom with plumbing, that works, not seeing rats outside my bedroom window, although they do appear friendly. And not being able to walk down the street and see restaurants that have pictures of pussy cats on the menu! I keep telling myself that as well as serving food they have a pet shop business as a side line…..

until next time......

A thought to ponder, do you think you can get a skin disease from using too much hand sanitizer?

Friday, November 26, 2010

We arrived at Halong Bay at 12pm just in time to have lunch while we cruised around the many rock formations. It’s spectacular and there are so many things to look at. We spent the afternoon exploring, eating, swimming and canoeing. Then spent the evening just hanging out on the deck.

Our boat is a little bit fancy, so fancy that at dinner the chefs had carved flowers out of vegetables. Now I was always told to eat all my veges and its rude to leave them – so I ate all of them. Not 10 minutes later Tan asked where my carrot flower was, “I ate it” I replied. “Oh no”, he says “they are only for decoration and have been soaking in bad water for hours”. WTF – really, why would you put something edible on my plate that’s not edible!!!!! I’m not use to fancy shit, I’m still wearing man shoes with socks and some family back in Nha Trang are using my nickers for blankets!!!!!!!

The infamous vegetable flowers.....

Thursday, November 25, 2010

We survived the 13.5 hour overnight train trip from Hue to Hanoi, just. We had filthy sheets, an axe murderer guard, a drink lady from hell and a squat toilet that emptied over the train tracks……

I would love to say that I was pleasantly surprised by the train but I wasn’t. Unfortunately it was exactly what I had pictured. We played cards, ate dinner, talked, then wondered what the hell we would do for the next 12 hours. The drink lady didn’t like us cause we didn’t want to pay foreigner prices for the beer, then she really didn’t like us when a couple of the boys jumped off the train at one of the stops and bought a heap. She refused to serve us after that! Then there was the guard that kept yelling in Vietnamese and running up and down the carriage swinging a hammer. We decided to close the door at this stage. I finally got some sleep once I pretended that I wasn’t laying on someone else’s sheets. We caught the train all the way through to Hanoi where we grabbed some breakfast then hoped on the bus to Chc Phuong National Park.

We saw loads of monkeys and turtles (in a wildlife rescue centre) then went on a walk that was approximately a zillion kms long. Every time I would see a hint of daylight through the very thick forest I would think that we had come to the end, but NO it went on and on and higher and higher. I was truly lucky to survive.

I accidentally started cleaning my teeth with water out of the tap this morning. After my panic attack was over I just stood and waited, nothing happened though and currently I still appear to be in good health.

Very early start tomorrow as we drive to Halong Bay. I’m too tired to even care about the mould on my pillowcase or the pipe under the sink that’s not connected to anything…….

Monday, November 22, 2010

On our way to Hue.....

Yesterday we headed to Hue. This trip was only 4 hours, thankfully. Hue is a very old city with lots of pagodas and historical 'stuff'. I'm very tired tonight. The best news is that our hotel is actually nice, well we thought it was great until we had a shower. The hot water system is located on the wall next to the shower head. I just fit under it, Ian doesn't. And there is the slight issue of electrocution. However not to worry, I sat on the edge of the bath to shave my legs and the bath wasn't cemented in, so the whole bath tipped backwards. I landed on my arse, legs in the air, stark naked. So there will be no bath or showers (the shower is located within the bath) in the near future.......

Today I did something I swore I would NEVER EVER DO, yep I hoped on the back of a motor bike....... Apparently one of the 'optional' things to do in Hue is tour the countryside on a motorbike. Now I know this wasn't in the trip notes or anywhere else on Intrepids website or I would have noticed. So after having a nervous breakdown several times and nearly crying I agreed to go, I was the only one who didn't want to. We were on the bikes from 8am till 3pm, I just thought we would be out for a couple of hours. We went up, down, around, through mud, water, rice paddies and lots of traffic, Holy Smokes Batman!!!! I'm quite shocked that I actually survived and I have to admit it was fun, when I had my eyes open....

For lunch today we went to an orphanage and the nuns cooked for us. They look after 194 children of various ages that have either been abandoned by their parents or their parents have passed away. Most of the kids ride bicycles to school but like all charities they never have enough of anything. Myself, Ian and another couple decided we would each like to donate a bike, they are only $50 over here. We thought it was a great idea until we realised we would need to purchase AND deliver them. So after we bought the 'body' of the bike at one shop, the 'seat' at another and the 'peddles' from around the corner, we then had to ride our brand new bicycles 10km back to the orphanage. My bum really hurts now. They especially loved Ian and kept rubbing his tummy and calling him 'Budda'.

Tomorrow we catch the overnight train to somewhere near Hanoi. Originally we were booked on the day train but the timetable changed, so then we were going on the night train, then the floods came and we were flying, now the water has gone we are back on the overnight train, confused!!!! I am!!!! So now we have more time to explore Hue as the train doesn't depart until 5pm.